Season 2, Episode 03: Easter Bunny Throwing Sh*t Out of a Helicopter

Season 2 continues with episode 3!

Things and stuff:

• McDeviltoast had visitors and they did karaoke. They saw Black Swan.
• This is Jeff Bridges month. Too bad his appearance on SNL sucked. McDeviltoast talks about True Grit some more, and Montana mentions a few films he saw in the drive-in, including Yor (trailer) and Krull. Montana remembers his shark-tooth necklace. McDeviltoast relates his memories, including Blue Thunder. A deja vu conversation about Riptide occurs.  McDeviltoast recommends The A-Team.
• McDeviltoast doesn't like commercial disclaimers.
• Montana recommends The Walking Dead.
• The Green Hornet is coming out soon. Christoph Waltz is awesome. McDeviltoast relates a Stephen Chow anecdote, and Montana relates a similar anecdote about a Bollywood tune. Montana also mentions whosampled.com, which he enjoys.
• McDeviltoast recommends Heat, not Heat or Heat (or Heat). He wonders about the point where an actor switches from looking young to looking old.
• McDeviltoast Endurance Test: the classic "Aisha"

• We close the show.

Season 2, Episode 02: Montana and McDeviltoast Read Wikipedia to You

Season 2 continues with episode 2!

Things and stuff:

• This episode brought to you by Kingfisher (McDeviltoast) and water (Montana).
• McDeviltoast is winning sports bets. Some discussion ensues, wending its way to Inception and Battleship.
• Leslie Nielsen and Dino De Laurentiis passed away. 
• Montana watched Monty Python: Almost the Truth. He goes on about it for a while, including reading wikipedia.
• McDeviltoast wonders about the effect of something losing its charm due to everyone being in on the joke. The discussion turns toward musicians of note becoming studio musicians. 
• McDeviltoast had a hellish work day. They discuss cost of merchandise calculations.
• Irvin Kershner died. He directed Robocop 2. Montana lives with a dog. Montana tells McDeviltoast about Dexter. McDeviltoast mentions the sequel to Trainspotting, and talks about Boyle's other films. Upon discussing 127 Hours, McDeviltoast recounts a harrowing and somewhat similar experience. 
• Also, Sting sucks. But not when he's with Eberhard Schoener. And Billy Joel didn't suck when he was in Attila. 
• Y Kant Tori Read brings up discussion of how accessible music is today, and how much is the most they've spent on a single cd, and Best Buy used to be a good place to buy music. 
• McDeviltoast knows a lot about Queen. Some Nine Inch Nails discussion. Montana gets the halos out of order. McDeviltoast reminisces about tv, and discovers that Tater Tomater is on youtube. Montana discusses a film collector friend.
• McDeviltoast Endurance Test: "Scream", by Sky Smith

• We close the show with a bonus unofficial endurance test. Or two.

Season 2, Episode 01: Clowns and RVs

Season 2 is here, with Episode 01!

Things and stuff:

• New theme! It should appear in your podcast feed.
• We're bi-weekly now. 
• This episode was brought to you by Sam Adams Chocolate Bock (McDeviltoast) and HTO (Montana).
• Montana's diet tip: don't eat a bunch of bullshit.
• McDeviltoast hints at Xmas gifts.
• What we've been watching:
• Montana: Misfits (series 2), Skins, The Fall, The Hudsucker Proxy.
• McDeviltoast: Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.
• Also mentioned: The Cell,  True Grit, True Grit, Tron: Legacy.
• Montana lives near trains now.
• McDeviltoast shares about "waffle stomping".
• Montana saw the Tim and Eric Awesome Tour Great Job live show, with opening act Neil Hamburger, whose twitter account is great.
• Montana hates Christmas-related stuff, and McDeviltoast recounts an anecdote in support of that claim.
• McDeviltoast's favorite Christmas film is Gremlins. 
• McDeviltoast discusses the films of Charlie Kaufman, including Synecdoche, New York, but the discussion digresses quickly into other topics, including the Bill and Ted franchise.
• Why does McDeviltoast not have Netflix? They discuss. Montana mentions Cashback.
• Montana suggests that there should be a site recommending which version of a film to watch when watching a film, similar to the Zappa Completist's Guide. They also discuss rating Netflix films. (mentioned: Apocalypse Now, Alien 3, Alien Resurrection, Donnie Darko)
• You know who else sucks? Jeff Dunham. (mentioned: WTF Podcast, Stop Podcasting Yourself)
• McDeviltoast Endurance Test: Clown Bassie: Hey Buurmannetje, Bakkie? Montana predicted McDeviltoast would only make it a minute in, and the official time ended up being 0:53.

• End of the show.

Bonus: We Are Not Delicious Second Season Theme Song

Hey, since I (Montana) am editing the new episode, I thought I'd share the new theme for the second season of the show, created by DJ Empirical (a.k.a., me).

So check out out here: We Are Not Delicious: Second Season Theme.

Enjoy, and stay tuned!

Episode 019: Season 1 Finale!

Download the show: We Are Not Delicious, Episode 019

We've decided that this episode, #19, is our last episode of what we are calling "season one".  We're both a bit busy with a few projects at the moment, so we're taking a couple months off.  We should be back with a new episode around the beginning of October.

Thanks everyone for checking us out! Subscribe via itunes or rss so that you catch the new episodes when they're ready!

• Montana and McDeviltoast open the show.
• McDeviltoast attended a tasting for the new Batch 19 beer.  Mrs. Toast did not want to join McDeviltoast for a prank.  McDeviltoast can't read music and Montana throws him some tips.
• McDeviltoast wonders when should one throw out socks, and Montana talks about his socks. Also hobos don't wear bindis.  Mike's socks were hatin' it.  There's no word like "orphan" but for one whose siblings have died.
• McDeviltoast was camping and a ranger belittled him and his friends.  Montana remembered being harassed along with McDeviltoast and a mutual friend in Burnett Woods by a cop.  McDeviltoast remembers being harassed along with a mutual friend in Bellevue Park.  "Rural" is a weird word to say.
• McDeviltoast relates a positive experience with a cop that involves a raccoon in swaddling clothes.
• McDeviltoast mentions the experience of "breaking up" with a band, and Montana doesn't have an analogous band.
• McDeviltoast Endurance Test: Darrell Bluett.
• Montana and McDeviltoast announce that this is the last episode of this "season", and include shouts out.
• Mentioned: Dogfish Head 90 Minute Imperial IPA, Paul Hardcastle's "19", ASPCA, Sway, Pearl Jam, Mother Love Bone, Soundgarden, Chris Cornell's Scream, Timbaland, Founders' Red's Rye PA, strongest beer ever along with its dead animal packaging, Hitch-22: A Memoir.

Episode 018: No More Bachelor Toast

Episode 18: first show back after a couple weeks. We apparently forgot how to do audio because the mics both sound weird. Sorry about that.

Shouts out to Todd and Liz.  For real.

• Montana and McDeviltoast open the show.  
• McDeviltoast talks a bit about his wedding and also the beers consumed.  Montana talks about the Independence Day fireworks in DC, and the bar experience afterward.
• Montana and McDeviltoast discuss Inception and Christopher Nolan and Todd Solondz and Life During Wartime.
• Montana discusses Malcolm Ingram, and Malcolm's podcast. Also In the Loop and Brass Eye, and "Guts" from Haunted. 
• McDeviltoast Endurance Test: Scott Leigh, "Mike Weinstein (Respresenting Disctrict 19)"
• Mentioned throughout: Jack Parow, ALF rape, Battleship, Wizard Sticks, Following, SModcast, Mark Ruffalo and In the Cut, Lisa Cholodenko, Chris Morris and Four Lions, the BP oil spill, BP's "Offshore Oil Strike" game. 

Background music: Kyle Cannon's ScienceRock2007, from the RaceCarProductions sublabel AERO.

Correction: In the episode, Montana erroneously indicates that Armando Iannucci produced Brass Eye.  That is not the case.

Episode 017: Burger Bigot

Episode 17 is brought to you in part by....  vodka.  This is McDeviltoast's last episode before getting married.

• Montana and McDeviltoast open the show.
• Montana and McDeviltoast discuss things:
• Vodka gimlets and martinis 
• Delicatessen (also mentioned: Dominique Pinon)
• Hercules in New York is available on youtube in its entirety, along with many other less-than-stellar LionsGate films.  (mentioned: Top Cat)
• The phenomenon of parodies/derivatives becoming the better known thing; e.g. Garbage Pail Kids & Sour Patch Kids are still known today but Cabbage Patch Kids are hardly known at all.  Also Fred & Barney are probably seen by kids on Pebbles cereal more than the cartoon. (mentioned: Prodigy ad with Barry White, which Montana misquotes in the show)
• Many cereals, including Fruit Islands cereal, Cröonchy Stars cereal, and C-3PO's cereal, Quisp cereal.
• Bands with both an eponymous song and an eponymous album
• More cereal talk plus Elton John.  Also, Lucky Charms is essentially cat food with marshmallows. And some cereal characters can't eat their own cereal.
• McDonaldland characters, including Evil Grimace. (mentioned: The Legend of Grimace Island)
• McDeviltoast Endurance Test: MC Miker G and DJ Sven, Holiday Rap
• Montana and McDeviltoast close the show.

Episode 016: Pans Have Been Handled

Here's episode 16. Power of two!

• Montana and McDeviltoast open the show.  Montana and McDeviltoast discuss listeners.
• McDeviltoast notes that summer has started.  McDeviltoast went to King's Dominion, so there is some discussion of the rides, and McDeviltoast compares some to Kings Island, and then talks about some of the kinds of park-goers. (mentioned: Three Men and a Baby David Lynch Cut)
• McDeviltoast's last prediction came true!
• McDeviltoast discusses more of the Clifton panhandlers.  Montana wonders whether there's a website that collects street personalities in different cities.  (mentioned: Bogart's, Streetvibes)
• Montana recalls an observation that often a rock musician's best songs come from being less experienced playing their instrument.
• Montana relates an anecdote about seeing Gwar and getting stranded in the ghetto of Indianapolis. (mentioned: mohawk, AutoZone)
• McDeviltoast Endurance Test: Harvey Sid Fisher's astrology song samples

• Montana and McDeviltoast end the show.

Bonus Episode: "Trebuchet" by George Hrab

As a bonus episode, we present to you Trebuchet,  the new album by George Hrab.

We Are Not Delicious would not exist were it not due to a few excellent podcasts, one of which is George Hrab's Geologic Podcast.  We (mainly Montana; McDeviltoast is a new fan) could go on for days, but rather than do that, we'll just link in a few resources below, ask you to listen to the album, and encourage you to pick it up.

Thanks  for listening, and of course, many thanks  to Geo for all the entertainment, past and future.

A couple things to check out:

• Geo's albums on cdbaby, including Trebuchet
• Listen to a recent interview with Geo on the excellent Point of Inquiry podcast.
• Sessions with Slau, the podcast of Slau, who recorded, mixed, sang on, played keys on, arranged parts of, and probably did a million other things for Trebuchet.

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TREBUCHET

With special appearances by Phil Plait, Peter Gregson,
Slau, and The Skeptical Shoe Horns.

1. God is Not Great
2. Everything Alive Will Die Someday
3. Ms.Information
4. Fifty Stories
5. FAR
6. Remora
7. Sviatoslav Lobster
8. When I Was Your Age
9. Trebuchet
10. Atlanta
11. Death From The Skies
12. Never Knew
13. Hai Yookito ‘Ya
14. Where Have You Been?
15. One Hypnopompic Jerk
16. Small Comfort
17. Happy Birthday Baby

All songs ©2010 Geologic Records/You Call That Music

Episode 015: A Vodka-Soaked Tampon in Your Hearing Holes

Episode 15.  A day earlier than expected!  (In the episode Montana mentions Thursday but this is totally posted on Wednesday!)

• Montana and McDeviltoast open the show.  Montana's vodka makes McDeviltoast ask about a recent trend of putting vokda-soaked tampons upinya.
• Big Pimpin': 
• Montana recommends the debut single from Adam WarRock & Ruckus Roboticus, "Starving Artist", just released on a "name your own price" basis. (mentioned: Solid Steel Radio, The People You Don't Know Podcast,
• Montana also recommends the upcoming "Trebuchet", the latest George Hrab album, which will be released as an upcoming bonus episode of We Are Not Delicious.
• McDeviltoast remembers Clarence Boddicker and the wine in Robocop (@3:00 here).  This reminds Montana of Omni Consumer Products.
• McDeviltoast remembers jarring dialogue from Ridley Scott's G.I. Jane, and Montana saw Legend (Ultimate Edition). (mentioned: Top Gun, Tony Scott, Woody's in Moab, Billy Barty, UHF, "On the Run")
• Montana mentions the Netflix picks for the Cincinnati, OH area (and McDeviltoast takes a quick round of McDeviltoast Predictions to guess them; he got one correct of his three guesses) because one of them is the weird-looking film Feed.  (mentioned: Airborne)
• Montana wonders what the fuck is up with the "paper anniversary".
• McDeviltoast Predictions for an unprecedented second time.  McDeviltoast predicts that some taboid is going to see the face of Satan in an oil plume.  This starts Montana talking about pareidolia and other skeptical topics.  McDeviloast tells of a ghost-like experience, and Montana talks about how the brain works and why people think they see ghosts, etc.  Montana also talks about the fallibility of memory, even flashbulb memories. (mentioned: White Noise, EVP, anomaly hunting, Ghost Hunters, Joe Nickell, Ben Radford, false memories, The Stuff of Thought)
• McDeviltoast Endurance Test: The Reverend Alicia.

• McDeviltoast reminds Montana about Nannerpuss.
• Montana mentions an iTunes review that said the show is like "horseradish for your ears".

Episode 014: He's a Cool Dude

Episode 14.  Background music: Scirk08, by Kyle Cannon.

• McDeviltoast and Montana start the show.
• McDeviltoast mentions the death of Rue McClanahan, which reminds him of the Billy Zane film This World, Then the Fireworks, in which she played a role.  Montana then mentions a recent entry of the "Disc Covering" column on IFC.com wherein Matt Singer reviews Enemies Among Us and includes a sweet-ass pic of Eric Roberts.  McDeviltoast makes a prediction that can't be validated. (mentioned: the dvd commentary for Mallrats, Jason Lee is a Scientologist, Runaway, Sid Haig's cameo in Automan) 
• McDeviltoast mentions an edit of ALF that Montana sent him.  Montana saw Step Brothers.  Montana shares "Happy in Paraguay".  McDeviltoast went to a wedding with a terrible dj.  McDeviltoast talks about not seeing classic D.C. stuff around town.  McDeviltoast notes similarities in the text on the covers of Bukakke and Brothers, two albums by Ohio bands.  (mentioned: Devo, SNL, The Nomi Song, Jobriath)
• McDeviltoast mentions great answers on the "Server Test" at work.  Montana and McDeviltoast mention funny overheard anecdotes, including many McDeviltoast anecdotes about Margot and a Montana anecdote about Willy Wonka.  Montana discusses a couple of the other Clifton-area "bums".
• McDeviltoast Endurance Test: "Baby Blues", by Jan Terri

• Montana and McDeviltoast close the show.

Episode 013: One Fiscal Quarter

Another week, another episode.

• Montana and McDeviltost open the show.
• Montana and McDeviltoast discuss the BP oil spill. (mentioned: The Rachel Maddow Show)
• Montana and McDeviltoastdiscuss recent dead celebrities. McDeviltoast recounts a tale of being ripped off by Billy Mays.  
• McDeviltoast discusses his new honey petal porter brew.  Montana discusses Russian Standard vodka, which he'd coincidentally noticed Ivan Vanko drinking, which causes McDeviltoast to recommend Hangar One vodka. Montana again mentions that his favorite vodka is 360 Vodka.  (also mentioned: Absolut Citron)
• McDeviltoast Prediction: "The Palindrome" cocktail.  (mentioned: Crown Royal, RC Cola, Tab, the Nestea plunge)
• Montana finally saw the classic film Gymkata.  Montana also shares an idea for a new show segment. They discuss Netflix. 
• Montana found the new Ray Stevens tune, "Come to the USA".  Montana and McDeviltoast take a moment to watch the video (mercifully it's not included in the show) and then discuss it, along with the Arizona law that helped to inspire the song.  McDeviltoast is not in favor of a boycott of the state, but Montana explains that (in his opinion) it's about all that non-residents can do. (mentioned: Asian Dub Foundation's Tank)
• McDeviltoast got Where Did the Night Fall, the new UNKLE album, which makes McDeviltoast talk about albums which taint a band's entire back catalog. (mentioned: Goldfrapp's Head First, Grandaddy's Just Like the Fambly Cat, Faithless' To All New Arrivals, Mille Bornes)
• McDeviltoast Endurance Test: Florence Foster Jenkins' "Queen of the Night" aria from Mozart's Die Zauberflöte. (from the cd The Glory (????) of the Human Voice)

• Montana and McDeviltoast close the show.

Episode 012: In Which Our Heroes Vagely Remember 80s TV

Episode 12.  Somehow for most of the episode we got talking about 80s tv shows we barely remember.  Weird.

Oh, and to expedite the process, I used a dj mix for background music instead of choosing the songs individually.  So, if you dig the tunes, grab the latest episode of RaceCarProductions' Citizens Band podcast.  It's a great mix put together by KFrey and The Librarian. 

• Montana and McDeviltoast open the show.  They talk a bit about last week's in-studio show
  
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• Montana watched Cronenberg's The Fly for the first time.  He discusses why he hadn't seen it before.  He also watched The Dead Zone.  Some Michael McDonald slips out.  Montana dislikes Michael Kamen.  (mentioned: Christine, Hideaway, Brazil, Ladyhawke, Manimal, 
• Montana discovers that Laura Branigan made an appearance on Automan:

• McDeviltoast caught his dad up on some recent comedies.  (mentioned: Anchorman, Pineapple Express, Step Brothers, No Country for Old Men, There Will Be Blood)
• McDeviltoast wonders about other 80s tv shows, and Montana remembers Covington Cross.  McDeviltoast wonders: do you swash buckles or do you buckle swashes?  (mentioned: Beverly Hills Cop, Otherworld, Voyagers!) 
• Montana breaks new ground complaining about Andy Rooney.
• McDeviltoast Endurance Test: "Sing mit Heino!"

• Montana talks about Heino, and realizes he was wrong about Roy Orbison.  But he still wants to be friends with Heino on Facebook.

Episode 011: Not Delicious After Dark*

Since McDeviltoast was in town, we decided to do a very rare in-person We Are Not Delicious, with a small studio** audience.  Thanks to those in attendance: Miss Green, Crimefighter, Chizzo fo Rizzo, Elle Crash, KP, and of course January Fairy.

All of the people here are good friends of ours; as such, the conversation devolves a bit into nostalgia at times.  You'll survive.  :)

• Montana and McDeviltoast open the show and introduce the ne'er-do-wells and hangers-on.  They find out the number of languages in which they know the word "dick".  It becomes obvious that many adult beverages were consumed.  
• McDeviltoast describes the adventures of the evening, including a pig head.  (mentioned: Arcade Legends, Jungle Jims, Rastan, Twin Peaks)

McDeviltoast and a pig head

• McDeviltoast and Montana discuss applause waves. (mentioned: "Creep", Beavis and Butthead, "Mahna Mahna", Riesen, Ryan Adams, Bryan Adams, Russell Crowe flipping out, 30 Odd Foots of Grunts, Mel Gibson)
• Montana goes right into the story of the manties.
• McDeviltoast describes a spandex sex art project idea he had.  Chizzo tells a story. Montana and McDeviltoast wonder whether the visual aspect is the only "bad" part of public sex.  (mentioned: podophilia)
• Montana and McDeviltoast get another round, and Montana mentions the "professional building" at the hospital complex.  Also, We Are Not Delicious officially unendorses iphones.
• McDeviltoast saw Transsiberian. Somehow Darkness Falls comes up, so McDeviltoast gives a (roughly) 18 word review of it, which January Fairy augments.  Also, if you love The Da Vinci Code, you'll like National Treasure!  (mentioned: The Machinist, Mystic River)
• Montana rants about a note on the work refrigerator.  For far too long.
• McDeviltoast rants about blu-ray, and Chizzo adds a bit. 
• McDeviltoast mentions Crowe and Gibson again.  Montana would pay to see Andrew Dice Clay demolish Russell Crowe.  Montana remembers the boring commentary on the dvd of A Beautiful Mind. (mentioned: Cocoon, Tahnee Welch, Steve Guttenberg, Police Academy)
• McDeviltoast observes that the studio audience is dwindling.  McDeviltoast wonders which is better, to be crunchy or chewy.  McDeviltoast describes the song "Nougat", and other songs from the album Bukakke, such as "Surrender Your Panties". (mentioned: Hot Karl)
• While the McDeviltoast Endurance Test youtube is buffering, January Fairy recounts a story about a girl without labia, and McDeviltoast mentions freezer placenta, and Montana mentions a porcupine.  Piggy Granypants comes up as well, and January Fairy elaborates.  McDeviltoast discusses being scary at karaoke at Galaxy Hut. (mentioned Steel Reserve, the incredibly long "Never About the Cow") 
• The McDeviltoast Endurance Test: Charo performing Rihanna's "Please Don't Stop the Music":

• Montana and McDeviltoast close the show.

(*) Apologies to /Filmcast After Dark
(**) January Fairy's living room