Episode 004: Bree Bree!

Episode 004.  We didn't get everything in that we wanted to (had a slew of topics suggested) but we'll try for next time.  (Also, sorry about the audio quality -- it really gets bad in a couple places. I really need to get better equipment.)

Show Notes:

• McDeviltoast doesn't text.
• The story behind the theme song.  
• WARM98 cubicle lady. 
• Don't scare the kids.
• Bree.  Girl example of bree. More examples.
• McDeviltoast Endurance Test:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNXb5roCBUY

• Also crabcore (listen here). Fear Factory. Faith No Man.
• Groan moments in film: twist, street-street, and EKG.
• Bad job applications: Dankin Dunars, prostitution, face past.  Also PECSI.
• Fears, including: Melted chocolate, public bathrooms, lotion.  Dislikes, too, including cucumbers and Taco Bell.
• Hot salsa on a burrito.
• McDeviltoast & Damon's trip to Dogfish Head Brewery.
• McDeviltoast is not a laowai.  Montana used to work with racists.  McDeviltoast used to work with redneck telemarketers.  Montana used to work with killers.  McDeviltoast used to work with many Rays.
• Grand Buffet is awesome.  Montana loves A Night of Laughin' Volume 1.

Also, for no good reason:

Episode 003: Something to Be Filled in Later, Based on Something We Talk About

Episode 3!  Movie Mentions galore!

• Captain America. And baristas.  And bruschetta. And syrup.  And katchup.  And 4 in Chinese.
• Captain America again.  Who will direct it?
• Predators. Predator dance routine.  AvP. SSSSSSS.  Machete!. True Grit.
• WWJD: The Video Game. The Passion of the Christ.  The Mashin' of the Christ. 
• Boobs. Ass cleavage. The future of cleavage: half-moon areola cleavage.  Boston henchmen.  "The liberalization of cleavage".  Wizards. The Wizard. Erin Grey's Anatomy. Silver Spoons. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Andrew Koenig. Batman: Dead End.  Actually, it's good, just watch it. Corey Haim.
• Popped-collar douchebags. 4? 5? 7?
• Strasse streets. Also redundant acronyms like ATM Machine.
• Music That You Can Dance To, Gone Troppo, Somewhere in England, Van Morrison's Contractual Obligation Album, The Divine Comedy. Paul W.S. Anderson, The Peopletree Sessions 
• McDeviltoast Endurance Test: "Statusfaction, Baby!"

• Bobby Jimmy/Russ Parr,"Rappin' Duke (John Wayne Rap)", Arabian Prince, Egyptian Lover, The cover of Straight Outta Compton:

• Nickelback with instant commentary.  Best backing vocals ever.

Episode 002: Look at His F*ckin' Face! (remastered audio!)

Montana Note (6/1/2010):  I "remastered" this episode a bit, leveling out mic volumes and adding some background music (this one predates our practice of adding music). 

---

Episode two! Huzzah.

Show Notes:

• Theme Song: "No Partridge No (instrumental version)", by Not Delicious.
• Mandatory self-deprecation, then mandatory Bill Maher deprecation, then hosing The Chevy Chase Show, specifically Chevy Chase's fucking face during the Kongar-Ol Ondar / Bady-Dhorzu Ondar clip.  I mean, look at his fucking face:

• Also mentioned is the "Do You Hot Tub?" shirt.  And t-shirts in general.
• Movie mention: Alice in Wonderland. (minor) SPOILERS HEREIN.  We wander to Idiocracy, and then spend some time on Ben Affleck.
• Random mentions: Iron Man 2, Kurasawa, and Neil Hamburger, who's coming to the Southgate House soon, where Montana took this picture of him:

• What if we shrunk Ben Affleck down to, like, the size of a trash can?  Or a bucket?
• We talk about weird product placement.
• 5th Avenue used to have almonds, but then Hershey's bought Luden's. 
• Dixon, IL has a statue of Ronald Reagan, who liked jellybeans.
• Also, circumcision.  And say "no" to Yes. 
• McDeviltoast Endurance Test: First round is the Stacking Girl OMG 7.0!!! vid, followed by this gem:

• Don't confuse Candyfist with Candyfist.
• We are looking forward to Tron:Legacy. We talk about Jeff Bridges.
• Also check this sweet cover.  We talk about that film too.  And Stanley Kubrick's Boxes and Jon Ronson.
• Chinglish shirts seen by McDeviltoast.
• Closing theme and bonus track by the real Candyfist, "Only 1 Fist".

Episode 001: We Are Not Delicious (remastered audio!)

Montana Note (5/31/2010):  I "remastered" this episode a bit, leveling out mic volumes and adding some background music (this one predates our practice of adding music). 

---

Here's our first episode.  Meandering topics, as usual with our conversations. 

Show Notes:

• Theme Song: "No Partridge No (instrumental version)", by Not Delicious, our one song, written in 1995.
• Infected taste buds and what to do.  (Note: we are not doctors.)
• Movie mention: Terry Gilliam's The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus.  SPOILERS HEREIN.
• Perfect films and bad art. Montana rambles about Deuce Bigalow II, 311, Sublime, and disco.
• McDeviltoast Endurance Test:  Blümchen's "Bicycle Race", via the blog We Are Not a Rock Band. 

• Music mention: Massive Attack's Heligoland, released Feb 2010.
• Montana discusses at excessive length the inconsistency of Real Time with Bill Maher.
• Astrology is lame.  Montana rambles about it a bit and eventually mentions Ophiuchus and sidereal astrology.  Also, Linda Goodman is dead.
• Jennifer Love Hewitt is into vagazzling.  We discuss it.